Simulate an Airbnb holiday at considerable saving.

1. Print out your favourite images from Airbnb properties listed on the website (could be summery, wintery, or a mix of both for even more value). Use an enlarger to get them as big as possible.
2. Set up a deckchair/sun lounger/ armchair and an overhead lamp. If it’s a winter interior and you have an open fire in your home, light your real fire before propping up the picture of the fire in front of it.
3. Get some Andy McNab books and collect together a folder of brochures of castles and Go Apes.
4. Sit back and enjoy your staycation.