Personalised net worth barcode clothing, and co ordinating barcode reader holster.

Makes social situations more fun and straightforward, removing the awkwardness of trying to work out others’ value to you. When everyone is wearing the new style, simply ‘shoot’ your conversation partner with the barcode reader to reveal their net worth. Subsequent decisions about friendships, relationships etc can be made much more straightforward, with no nasty surprises down the line.