Lights shine up from collar onto face, to create flattering illumination. Hat conceals multiple rolled-up backdrops of different settings to give the impression of a varied and exciting life as a citizen of the Earth. You’ll be the envy of your friends in no time with the selfies that result from this cutting-edge technology. To maintain the illusion, obviously you will have to wear the hat even when not taking selfies, but it will be worth it.