A ‘toilet roll doll’ but for printer paper in the office or at home. We learned from the popularity of toilet roll dolls just how embarrassing it is to have ‘naked’ paper on show. This stretchy woollen doll allows us to cover our printer paper just as easily and subtly as our toilet rolls, avoiding the shame of an exposed A4 batch, and leaving guests and clients none the wiser about the delightful ornament’s true purpose.